Emojinalysis

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Subject 57: Gilda, 31You know when they track down a serial killer to some quiet suburb and all his neighbors say, “It’s such a surprise. He seemed like such a nice guy. Always had a smile on.” That’s you. You’re the friendly serial killer. Nobody is this happy, Gilda. Nobody. Not Pharrell. Not that penguin from Happy Feet. Not even Happy the Dwarf and his fucking name is Happy. You might be the scariest person I’ve analyzed so far and your emojis were practically delivered by a breakdancing red velvet cupcake.Diagnostic emoji: Rainbow + Sparkles + Glowing star + KnifePrescribed emoji: SOS Symbol

Subject 57: Gilda, 31

You know when they track down a serial killer to some quiet suburb and all his neighbors say, “It’s such a surprise. He seemed like such a nice guy. Always had a smile on.” That’s you. You’re the friendly serial killer. Nobody is this happy, Gilda. Nobody. Not Pharrell. Not that penguin from Happy Feet. Not even Happy the Dwarf and his fucking name is Happy. You might be the scariest person I’ve analyzed so far and your emojis were practically delivered by a breakdancing red velvet cupcake.

Diagnostic emoji: Rainbow + Sparkles + Glowing star + Knife
Prescribed emoji: SOS Symbol

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