Emojinalysis

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Subject 48: Alex, 31(Analysis best read while listening to “If You Were Here" by Thompson Twins.)This is an emoji John Hughes movie.  I picture you busting out of that Office building where you work a dead-end job. But tonight you’re ditching your Glasses for Nail polish and and a dream. Then it’s Pizza with your weird BFFs, the Girls in bunny ears, before heading to the party of the year. Face with heart eyes! It’s Jake, the high school QB! No way he’ll notice you, you’re just the nerdy girl from Science class. “What’s that, Jake? That Bouquet is for me?!” Sparkling heart. Kiss face. Credits.Diagnostic emoji: Movie cameraPrescribed emoji: 5 and 1/3 Birthday cakes (16 candles)

Subject 48: Alex, 31

(Analysis best read while listening to “If You Were Here" by Thompson Twins.)

This is an emoji John Hughes movie.  I picture you busting out of that Office building where you work a dead-end job. But tonight you’re ditching your Glasses for Nail polish and and a dream. Then it’s Pizza with your weird BFFs, the Girls in bunny ears, before heading to the party of the year. Face with heart eyes! It’s Jake, the high school QB! No way he’ll notice you, you’re just the nerdy girl from Science class. “What’s that, Jake? That Bouquet is for me?!” Sparkling heart. Kiss face. Credits.

Diagnostic emoji: Movie camera
Prescribed emoji: 5 and 1/3 Birthday cakes (16 candles)

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