Emojinalysis

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Subject 45: Molly, 27You seem sweet but you’re a heartbreaker. How can I tell? Let me tell you about it, stud…Summer lovin’, had me a blast. Summer lovin’, happened so fast. Met a girl in an emoji-kini. Watermelon, cake and candy. But Thought cloud comes, something’s begun.And uh oh we’re in a cockfight. Oh-well-oh-well-oh-well I’M DUMPED.Diagnostic emoji: Music note + Broken heartPrescribed emoji: Crying face + Door

Subject 45: Molly, 27

You seem sweet but you’re a heartbreaker. How can I tell? Let me tell you about it, stud…

Summer lovin’, had me a blast.
Summer lovin’, happened so fast.
Met a girl in an emoji-kini.
Watermelon, cake and candy.
But Thought cloud comes, something’s begun.
And uh oh we’re in a cockfight.
Oh-well-oh-well-oh-well I’M DUMPED.

Diagnostic emoji: Music note + Broken heart
Prescribed emoji: Crying face + Door

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    Rebloging because of Grease
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    Propose for the Grease reference!
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