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Subject 44: Shon, 19I’ve been told by so-called “legitimate” psychoanalysts that if I want to be taken seriously, I need to publish. So here’s my first thesis: “Cactusism.” As anyone who’s ever been thirsty in the desert – or got too cute with the office decorations – knows, a cactus can seem alluring (Heart eyes, Cherry blossom), but ends up being a stabby, prickly mess (Knife, Skull, and the ominous Heavy X.) Cacti act like it’s your fault you’re bleeding, but they know what they did. You, Shon, are a Cactus.Diagnostic emoji: Cactus (obvi)Prescribed emoji: No entry sign

Subject 44: Shon, 19

I’ve been told by so-called “legitimate” psychoanalysts that if I want to be taken seriously, I need to publish. So here’s my first thesis: “Cactusism.” As anyone who’s ever been thirsty in the desert – or got too cute with the office decorations – knows, a cactus can seem alluring (Heart eyes, Cherry blossom), but ends up being a stabby, prickly mess (Knife, Skull, and the ominous Heavy X.) Cacti act like it’s your fault you’re bleeding, but they know what they did. You, Shon, are a Cactus.

Diagnostic emoji: Cactus (obvi)
Prescribed emoji: No entry sign

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